Last Christmas I craved a new start,
Didn’t dream that we’d stay
All locked up this way
This year, I want to make it clear
I wanna do something special
Last Christmas I craved a new start
But fear stood in the way and I let you stay
This year, to unlock our gear
we favor …disaggregation
Once tested and field tried
With flying colors, with deployment inside
Proof of concept, proof to me
I knew it would work, it doesn’t surprise me
White box cluster, wrapped up and sent it
With a note saying “pre orchestrated” and meant it
Now I know, how confused I’ve been
Chaotic pricing that had just confused me again.
Last Christmas I craved a new start
But fear stood in the way and I let you stay
This year, to unlock our gear
we favor …disaggregation
ooh
oh, disaggregation …
A monolithic chassis, TCO with tired lies
I’m hiding from you and your massive size
My God, I thought you were a vendor to rely on
Me? I guess I need new tech to try on
A disaggregated network is my new start
Software and hardware, just tear them apart
Oh, oh now I’ve found my real love
You’ll never fool me again
Last Christmas I craved a new start
But fear stood in the way and I let you stay
This year, to unlock our gear
we favor …disaggregation
disaggregation …
I want a vendor that’s ready to scale…smart
Hardware and software just tear them apart
And by next year I’m going with something…
I’m going with…disaggregation …
disaggregation …
So long
